5 ways I’ve learnt to open my heart

So, it seems it’s been raining men for me recently…my favourite kind of weather…but when I considered that I’ve not been on the dating apps for several months now, I had to stop and think about ‘why’ this was the case. The extremely interesting thing though? The calibre of choice was breathtaking. These men who […]

Booty Call from The Booty Caller

The back story Some of you may recall earlier this year I reconnected with an old flame of mine… If you missed that trilogy you can start catching up here… The girls were giving me some grief – to be nicknamed The Booty Caller, they insisted there must be some booty involved… And there was… […]

The time I went to a sex show; solo

As soon as it was decided that we would be visiting Amsterdam, I had made up my mind that I would see a sex show. Not a ping pong show, not some strip show with various dance acts – the real deal. I wanted to see some P in V action. I had to experience […]

3 reasons you’re a douchebag for asking why I’m single

The other day I had a gentleman who follows my Glitter Bug facebook page send me a private message. This is not uncommon. I usually get inboxed a lot, asking for my opinion, or advice on various situations. This man, however, asked me why I was single. Granted, he asked ‘what the fuck is wrong […]

An evening with Mr European

The other night I had sex. In Rome. With a European. I won’t comment on the sex itself. I know, I know, how *very* unlike The Glitter Bug! But I feel there was so much more of value I took from that encounter than the spine tingling orgasm had in the gorgeous apartment decked out […]

Gatsbying

In 2018 we seem to be coming up with new dating terms faster than apple is releasing updates. Is this because we’re getting our creative on? Or is it because there’s so many fuck wits around doing horrendous things on the reg that we need to name them all so we can keep up with […]

Why every woman needs to book a professional photoshoot

Being a woman is a hard job. We have to worry about self-grooming, body image issues (although, the male statistics for this same epidemic are frighteningly and rapidly increasing), breaking through corporate glass ceilings, popping out a few kids and keeping house. But as we evolve and change, and life happens, how often do we […]

The Glitter Bug’s Tantric Journey

Sitting in the car out the front of Fabio’s* house, I felt nervous, excited and shit scared. (Name changed to protect identity of non-Fabio). I had high expectations. I had visions of multiple orgasms, each one more Earth shattering than the last, shivering vibrations and explosions of colour… As bizarre as it seems… what follows […]

Manogamish

Disclaimer: Before I begin this post, I would like to state that I emphatically and wholeheartedly agree with the concept of Monogamy. In theory. What is monogamish? Monogamish as a term is exactly what it sounds like – being mostly monogamist. We haven’t heard it much til now… but be prepared…this open relationship model is […]

Is there such thing as bad sex?

In short – yes. Yes, there is such thing as bad sex. You know the type – it’s brief, lacklustre, passionless and leaves you unfulfilled… you can wee perfectly fine the next day and you don’t have a bit of a throb to remind you of the fireworks that were cracking the night before… yeh; […]